You can be sure the ginger part isn't because I like the spice.

[Like, duh, she thinks. Her hair must be visible from space! Or from an aerial view of the block, at least]

And the ninja part is because I have performed infiltrations and had adventures into places I shouldn't be in! My success rate is better than the average joe's. Not as good as yours, but better than anyone else in here.

[Half-truths, half-truths everywhere]