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bathymetric) wrote in unknown_oosea2020-11-21 09:56 pm
R2 TDM - boys in the band order boat memes
UNKNOWN SEAS R2
TEST DRIVE MEME
Glad to have you aboard! Gone are the musty old dark tones and anxieties of that creepy underwater facility from the first round - welcome to the lap of luxury on your very own Atlantic Cruise. And we mean your very own, too - there's nobody else aboard! Well, except for the Captain, who broke the news to you when you got up about what you have to do here.
The facilities are all top of the line, even if for some reason you just can't seem to get to the other floors of the ship just yet - there's a gym, a pool, a buffet- wait, scratch that, looks like you're on one of our liners lucky enough to have a tie-in deal with Jimmy Buffett himself, which means you get access to all you can eat at the on-board Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville's Jimmy Buffet!
So make the most of your time! Maybe even get a spooky souvenir from somewhere in the B̴͖̈́e̷̟̊̀ṛ̴̩̑̉m̴̺̪̈̈́u̵̧͛̇d̶̗̱̀̔a̸̧̙͗͝ ̶͖̖͑̚T̴̤͝r̷̩͘i̶̟͎͗̈́a̴͍͗̐n̵̥̆͝g̵̮̳͘l̷͔͑ḛ̸̹͒͗ while you're here.
1. Arise from the depths (of sleep)
Hey, you! You're finally awake! Welcome to your modest accommodations aboard... some kind of cruise ship? Look, there aren't exactly a lot of great accommodations offered aboard cruise ships, you get what you get. There's a bed, there's a little desk, there's a vase of flowers... and a beautiful view of the ocean outside your window!
Hope this isn't, like, wildly different and strange compared to where you just were! Oh, also the whole boat is all decked out for New Year's.
2. Room for all kinds of activities!
If you head out to the decks, or just walk around the ship, there's all kinds of things to see here while you wait for the bodies to start dropping! Feel free to make up whatever facilities you like, gyms or shuffleboard courts or even libraries - the Margaritaville buffet is canon, though. That's your canon food option. Hope you like shrimp!
3. Son of a son of a motive
Another Tuesday, another sealed envelope full of fun! Is this finally something worth killing for to get off this boat? Or is it just something stupid and/or embarrassing? Better ask around!
4. A good friend returns
On one of the decks, next to some regular beverage and food vending machines, is... an unmarked one? It only takes these weird coins that sometimes show up in your rooms at night. Sometimes it gives you things from back home! Sometimes it gives you? Little creepy wooden puppets??
5. Wasting away again in... well, a murder
Oh no! Someone is dead! Did you kill them? Are you trying to get the word out? Did you find the body and really need to calm down? Live your dreams, kill who you wanna kill offscreen!
6. Anything else!
There's all kinds of things you might be doing on a boat like this! Don't feel constrained by the options here - live your murderboat dreams!
Mash Kyrielight | Fate Grand Order
Age: 17| Species: Demi-Servant | Occupation: Kouhai
Likes: Traveling, detective stories, Sempai
Dislikes: Fighting, being useless, isolation
Traits: Helpful, studious, brave
Trivia: Mash is a recognized member of the Knights of the Round Table.
»Wakey Wakey, Eggs and Dead People«
Oh.
[That is an absolutely beautiful view, but it's wrong. All wrong. Chaldea is a lot of things, but Mash is absolutely certain that it is in no way an ocean liner. That's practically the opposite of what it is.]
[That said, waking up in a strange place she has no business being in is not the most unusual thing to happen at Chaldea, even if it's new for her, personally.]
Excuse me. Do you remember boarding this ship?
[So step one, determine where and when exactly she is and, hopefully, the nature of this singularity.]
»Motive III: Motivate Harder«
This is-!
[Heavily classified information, which shouldn't be a surprise at this point. Her profile alone contained enough allegedly secret information -directly and by implication- to make it clear that their captors were privy to all kinds of things they shouldn't be.]
[But this, the details of their missions to restore human history, this could be outright dangerous if it were broadcast back home.]
Um. Totally inaccurate! Not that. Sempai isn't great in other ways! But this is, um, completely fabricated.
[She is very red and clearly flustered, but an attempt at secrecy in the face of the incentive has been made.]
»Have Not Ever Had A Friend In This Manner«
How did this fit in there?!
[Mash is in front of the unmarked vending machine, examining a shield that's quite literally as large as she is. It looks very heavy, like it could tank a direct hit from a nuke and come out unscathed. How it fit into the machine in front of her is a pretty legitimate question.]
[She's also clearly been putting a lot of coins into the machine, because in addition to the shield she's surrounded by piles of actual bones. They might not be human, but you probably don't want to examine them too closely.]
[Unless you do, no judgment here.]
»FATAL BATTLE«
Oh no.
[That sure is a lot of blood.]
[Edward Teach, The Shut-In, is dead.]
Who would have- ...who COULD have done this?
»Ten-Pull«
[The wildcard option, come at me.]
Wakey wakey;
But, here was a young lady asking him a question, and the right (and polite) thing to do was answer. Her asking it at all answered his own, unvoiced one, though. ]
...No, unfortunately.
I'm going to guess you don't happen to know anything about this ship? Since you asked me that question.
have not ever had
[ well seeing mash this red is a bit of a fresh sight when everyone else is freaking out. flat grins, trying to look over her shoulder--not too difficult, considering his 173cm of height. ]
What do you have there about your Senpai?
FATAL BATTLE
I think the better question is why we will be executing the perpetrator instead of rewarding them with a medal and possibly a knighthood.